mermaidporn:

I don’t want to be 

your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

1 day ago on 05/24/13 at 08:47am
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via lucyquin

madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

(via motherxabyss)

1 day ago on 05/23/13 at 07:44pm
31,912 notes
via madturbating

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2 days ago on 05/22/13 at 09:08pm
30,709 notes
via weheartit.com
Whitest gurl in town. #me

Whitest gurl in town. #me

#me  
2 days ago on 05/22/13 at 09:07pm
2 notes
I think I may have tonsillitis. Thank god for honey and lemon water. I feel dreadful.

I think I may have tonsillitis. Thank god for honey and lemon water. I feel dreadful.

4 days ago on 05/20/13 at 10:10pm

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5 days ago on 05/20/13 at 08:20am
3,967 notes
via transpareshit

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6 days ago on 05/19/13 at 11:09am
91,791 notes
via pleasestopbeingsad
Here’s a picture of me taking a picture of myself. #me

Here’s a picture of me taking a picture of myself. #me

#me  
6 days ago on 05/18/13 at 10:33pm
I don’t think anyone will understand how much I love @britainy. Who needs men when you have her. #me

I don’t think anyone will understand how much I love @britainy. Who needs men when you have her. #me

#me  
6 days ago on 05/18/13 at 10:33pm
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@britainy and I look like girl band members. #me

@britainy and I look like girl band members. #me

#me  
6 days ago on 05/18/13 at 10:32pm
Patron times are the best times.

Patron times are the best times.

6 days ago on 05/18/13 at 10:32pm

smittenandhorny:

hey guys i have a dumb crush on a cute boy and i really like him so basically this is my suicide note

1 week ago on 05/17/13 at 08:06am
2 notes
via smittenandhorny
I’m glad I’ve purchased you.

I’m glad I’ve purchased you.

1 week ago on 05/16/13 at 09:51am
1 note
famousgems: The Good Bunz

famousgems:

The Good Bunz

1 week ago on 05/15/13 at 08:38am
19,574 notes
via arisjerome

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1 week ago on 05/14/13 at 06:56am
21,296 notes
via terrible-reflection